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英语笑话：Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词 Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said. Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie replyed, Because thats what I put in my geography exam! 睡前祷告词 朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。上帝，求求你，她说，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。 妈妈打断她的话说：...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：Skunk 臭鼬 Skunk We have a skunk in the basement, shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. How can we get it out? Take some bread crumbs, said the dispatcher, and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open. Sometime later the resident called back. Did you get rid of it? asked the dispatcher. No, replied the caller. Now I have two skunks in there! 臭鼬 我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：A Smugglar 走私犯 A Smugglar The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams. Whats in here? he asked. Dirt, the driver replied. Take them out, the guard instructed. I want to check them. Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. Reluctantly, the guard let him go. A week later the man came back, ...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：Sleeping Pills 安眠药 Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. Thats fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话带翻译：Ill See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责 Ill See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please! Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back. You just shut that door, please, called the guard, and Ill see to the rest. 其余的事由我负责 一位车上的列车员刚发...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话带翻译：Look for a Friend 找朋友 Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesnt look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. Hello! Would you ...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话带翻译：他是大人物吗 Is He Somebody? Is He Somebody? Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him. Jack: He must be very important. Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery. 他是大人物吗 汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。 杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。 汤姆：并非真的如此－－他在一个墓地上当守墓人。

英语笑话：Compare-test Three swordsman, their respective boasted, fencing, each defy spirit decided to have a competition, in fencing flies as fencing goals. First, the fly sword play swordsman, except for two flies split, all chorus. The second stage, but saw blade swordsman shine, flies, all four dismembered applauded loudly. The third time, will fight hand gently lift sword, listen to zoom fly, fly, but still they startled puzzled, But he calmly say with smile: this fly has become a fath...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：who is my father A child aged seven or eight by the name of Ah Da ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father; he is dying! The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw two men fighting with one another. The policeman said, Which one is your father? The child answered, I also do not know who is my father;thats why they are fighting. 中文对照：谁是我的父亲 有一个叫...点击浏览全部内容...