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中国一留学生开车飞奔在国外的高速公路上，不料出车祸了，连人带车翻下悬崖，美国交警救援队赶到后向下喊话：How are you？留学生答：Im fine，thank you！交警面面相觑，随后便走了。留学生由于未得到及时救助，最后因失血过多而亡。 #搞笑#

今年元旦回老家时，看到一个老外在向一个农民伯伯问路。只见那个老外一边说着生硬的中文，一边用手笔划，但那个农民伯伯却还是不明白。最后，那个农民伯伯说了一句让我至今难忘的话：Can you speak English？

怎样把这句话翻译的高贵优雅有内涵： Hey, buddy! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, then go! 正确答案：众爱卿，有事启奏，无事退朝！

小时侯上学： 把English 读为应给利息的同学当了银行行长； 读为阴沟里洗的成了菜贩子； 读为因果联系的成了哲学家； 读为硬改历史的成了政治家； 读为英国里去的成了海外华侨； 而我，不小心读成了应该累死，结果成了打工的！

英语笑话：I am the Driver 我是司机 I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldnt let him aboard. Its too crowded they shouted:What do you think you are? Im the driver he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。 太挤了他们喊道：你以为你是谁？ 我是司机 他回答说。

英语笑话：Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备 Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself. 自己做好准备 校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。 两天以后...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：A Fine Match 势均力敌 A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse. The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was ver...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅 A Trip to Disney On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we drove away, our son waved and said, Good-by, Mickey. Our daughter waved and said, Good-by, Minnie. My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, Good-by, Money. 迪斯尼之旅 弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：Thats Why 原来如此 Thats Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, This boys going to be famous when hes little older, and then were going to sell these pictures for a lot more money. Jimmys pictures were different from other peoples because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话：Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常 Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned. You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. Im so happy! But why has it taked this long? Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay. 一切都正常 一对年轻夫妇...点击浏览全部内容...