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An apple a day，keeps doctor away怎么翻译？ 四十岁的人翻译：日食一苹果，疾病莫缠我。 三十岁的人翻译：每天玩iphone， 博士毕不了业。 二十岁的人翻译：一天听一遍小苹果，医生都不敢来治我。

怎样把这句话翻译的高贵优雅有内涵： Hey, buddy! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, then go! 正确答案：众爱卿，有事启奏，无事退朝！

搞笑爆红《江南style》原版歌词及正规中文翻译 오빤 강남스타일 강남스타일 낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자 커피 한잔의 여유를 아는 품격 있는 여자 밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자 그런 반전 있는 여자 나는 사나이 낮에는 너만큼 따사로운 그런 사나이 커피 식기도 전에 원샷 때리는 사나이 밤이 오면 심장이 터져버리는 사나이 그런 사나이 아름다워 사랑스러워 그래 너 ...点击浏览全部内容...

曹操的头疼病又犯了，曹母和曹丕一起去看望他，曹母着急的说：快找神医华佗啊！ 曹丕一回头说：偶爸刚弄死他

神翻译啊，简直无法直视。。。

神译的最高境界！

英语笑话带翻译：Ill See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责 Ill See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Come on, miss! he shouted. Shut the door, please! Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back. You just shut that door, please, called the guard, and Ill see to the rest. 其余的事由我负责 一位车上的列车员刚发...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话带翻译：Look for a Friend 找朋友 Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesnt look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. Hello! Would you ...点击浏览全部内容...

英语笑话带翻译：他是大人物吗 Is He Somebody? Is He Somebody? Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him. Jack: He must be very important. Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery. 他是大人物吗 汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。 杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。 汤姆：并非真的如此－－他在一个墓地上当守墓人。